Why English Teachers and Tech Writers are important: a bit of Friday humor

["Lisa Bronson" <Lisa -dot- Bronson -at- ipaper -dot- com>]

The words are the same... only the punctuation changes.

Dear Thomas,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, and
thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let
me be
yours?

Maria

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 Dear Thomas,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, and
thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no
feelings  whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you
let me
be?

Yours,
Maria






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Lisa Bronson
Associate Technical Writer
Evergreen Packaging Equipment
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
319-399-3239
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