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[Michele Davis <michele -at- krautgrrl -dot- com>]

for all you writers who never make a faux pas, these are hysetrical, 
perhaps engage brain before engaging mouth?

Michele

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Subject: olympic comments (for real)



Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak 
from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father." 

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we 
can
expect the same thing again." 

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field." 

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"





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