Re: Friday humor - "I wanna talk to a real person."

[Peter Neilson <neilson -at- windstream -dot- net>]

Suzanne Chiles wrote:
> ...
> I really hate the systems that make me speak my choice; I would much rather
> push numbers, as I typically wind up screaming and cursing at the phone.

I had to use Bank of America's horrid system when it listened for voice 
even after you were pushing buttons, and I had a bad cold.

Me: BEEP BEEP BEEP "<cough! cough-cough!>" BEEP BEEP

It: "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that." <Back to beginning or into a 
new loop.>
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