[OT]: rabbit-trapping instructions

["McLauchlan, Kevin" <Kevin -dot- McLauchlan -at- safenet-inc -dot- com>]

This is equivalent-to-Friday, isn't it? 

At my new house, the entire back yard is a professionally landscaped garden.

It being spring[-ish] up here, hundreds (perhaps thousands?) of plants are 
just starting to peek above ground. The yard has a chain-link fence all around 
the perimeter, and apparently the previous owner also ran a three-foot height 
of chicken-wire all the way around the bottom perimeter. 

The only part they appear to have missed is getting the resident rabbit on 
the OUTside of this arrangement. The critter is in rabbit heaven, but he's 
laying waste to all the tender new shoots and sprouts that were supposed to 
become a lovely garden this summer. (At least, I HOPE he's a "he"...)

I do have a live-capture trap (metal box with spring-door), but I can't 
imagine what I could place inside for bait, given that the entire yard 
is a smorgasbord. 

Unlike the previous owners, I don't have any energetic little yappy-dogs 
to chase the rabbit. So he has no reason to run. He literally sauntered 
when I tried chasing and waving my arms to herd him toward the open gate. 
Ever seen a rabbit sneer?  I have. I didn't think anyone could sneer 
while simultaneously wiggling their nose, but apparently it's not that hard.

Anyway, despite his lazy lifestyle and abundant free food, I really 
don't think I have the patience to wait for his first coronary. 

Waddaya got? 


Kevin McLauchlan
Senior Technical Writer
SafeNet, Inc.
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