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Subject:Smiley Dictionary From:Chuck Banks <chuck -at- ASL -dot- DL -dot- NEC -dot- COM> Date:Mon, 18 Jul 1994 13:46:08 CDT
This collection was compiled by someone other than me. Have fun!
:=)
The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
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:-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not quite as
good as a happy smiley
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User juust made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
:-)ss User drools
:-ss) User has a cold
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
=:-) User is a hosehead
-:-) User is a punk rocker
-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=) User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
':-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
<|-) User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smiley
3:[ Mean Pet smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smiley
The invisible smiley
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updra
a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.
:) Midget smiley
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
=) Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring
:-'.smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1.smiley bland face
:-!.."
:- -at- -dot- smiley face screaming
:-#|.smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$.smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%.smiley banker
:-6.smiley after eating something sour
:^).smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7.smiley after a wry statement
8-).smiley swimmer
:-*.smiley after eating something bitter
:-&.smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0.smiley orator
.smiley invisible man
(:-(.unsmiley frowning
(:-).smiley big-face
):-).."
):-( unsmiley big-face
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
=:-).smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-).smiley priest
:-q.smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e.disappointed smiley
:-t.cross smiley
:-i.semi-smiley
:-o.smiley singing national anthem
:-p.smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[.un-smiley blockhead
:-].smiley blockhead
:-{.smiley variation on a theme
:-}.ditto
{:-).smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-).above in an updraft
:-a.lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s.smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d.lefty smiley razzing you
g-).smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j.left smiling smilely
:-k.beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l.y. a. s.
:-:.mutant smiley
:-\.undecided smiley
:-|."have an ordinary day" smiley
;-).winking smiley
:-<.real sad smiley
:->.y.a.s.
:-z.y.a.c.s.
:-x."my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c.bummed out smiley
:-v.talking head smiley
:v).left-pointing nose smiley
:-b.left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/.lefty undecided smiley
:-?.smilely smoking a pipe
.-].one-eyed smilely
,-}.wry and winking
0-).smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=).older smiley with mustache
:u).smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n).smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<.midget unsmiley
:>.midget smiley
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
