Crisis Giggles

[Karen Steele <karen -at- BILBO -dot- SUITE -dot- COM>]

We're having a crisis at work this week -- & one of the programmers posted the
 following file.
It made me giggle quite a bit & thought y'all might enjoy it, too.



1.   Indecision is the Key to
     Flexibility.

2.   There is absolutely no
     substitute for a genuine
     lack of preparation.

3.   Happiness is merely the
     remission of pain.

4.   Nostalgia isn't what it used
     to be.

5.   The facts, although
     interesting, are irrelevant.

6.   The careful application of
     terror is also a form of
     communication.

7.   Someone who thinks logically
     is a nice contrast to the
     real world.

8.   Things are more like they
     are today then they have
     ever been before.

9.   Anything worth fighting for
     is worth fighting dirty for.

10.  Everything should be made as
     simple as possible but no
     simpler.

11.  Friends may come and go, but
     enemies accumulate.

12.  I have seen the truth and it
     makes no sense.

13.  Suicide is the most sincere
     form of self-criticism.

14.  If you think that there is
     good in everybody, you
     haven't met everybody.

15.  All things being equal, fat
     people use more soap.

16.  If you can smile when things
     go wrong, you have someone
     in mind to blame.

17.  One-seventh of your life is
     spent on Monday.

18.  By the time you can make
     ends meet, they move the
     ends.

19.  Not one shred of evidence
     supports the notion that
     life is serious.

20.  There is always one more
     imbecile than you counted
     on.

21.  Never wrestle with a pig.
     You both get dirty and the
     pig likes it.


Enjoy!

Karen Steele