Error message humor

Subject: Error message humor
From: Mark Dempsey <mxd2 -at- OSI -dot- COM>
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 1998 08:31:41 -0700

Imagine if your computer produced error messages in Haiku:

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A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

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Wind catches lily

scatt'ring petals to the wind:

segmentation fault

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ABORTED effort:

Close all that you have.

You ask way too much.

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First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

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With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

"My Novel" not found.

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The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

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The Web site you seek

cannot be located but

endless others exist

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Stay the patient course

Of little worth is your ire

The network is down

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A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

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Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Windows is like that

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To have no errors

Would be life without meaning

No struggle, no joy

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You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

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Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

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Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.


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